don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
why are gynecologists not called vagicians
Shoutout to everyone having a bad week. This is Wednesday, it’s halftime. Grab a Gatorade and psyche yourself up for the comeback.
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
You are the most intuitive sixteen year old to ever live every single one of these is spot on
New York City - Snowstorm